True Enlightenment

Assignment:  This morning while you’re sucking My Dick, faggot, I want you to think about why having My Cock inside of you is the most profound religious experience possible.  Then write a one page essay about it and send it to me.

Master, Sir, I’d like to begin this essay by thanking You for every second I get to spend on Your Divine Phallus.  My Lord, I am only a slave and yet You have given me Your Cock to be my God. What could I have ever done to be worthy of so great an honor, or what can I do to repay so massive a gift?  Even though I have given my body to be Your slave and my soul to worship Your Penis, I know that I have given nothing in comparison to the gift of Your Cock.

Master, before You pushed me to my knees and Manfully thrust Your Cock into my mouth, I had no idea who God was.  As you penetrated me, my Lord, and I struggled to take the full length of Your powerful Shaft I realized that God was not some spirit in the sky, but the throbbing Manhood between Your legs.  My lips were wrapped around, my tongue caressing, my throat enveloping the very flesh of God.  This realization flashed through my brain like a bolt of lightning.  The veil was torn from my eyes.  There on my knees, with You, my Lord, balls deep in my mouth, I saw the world as it truly is and my place in it with crystal clarity.  You are Master, Lord and Owner of all that I am.  I am Your slave, and Your Cock is my God.  I was created to serve, worship and obey You.  Your Cock is my Creator, my Center and my Purpose.

My Lord, if to have a religious experience is to become aware in some way of the presence of God, then I consider myself the luckiest and most blessed of all creatures because I do not have to wonder what God looks like, or what he wants.  I get to see, taste, touch, smell, feel and love God in the flesh, as He is, every time I suck Your Beautiful Penis, or spread my ass-cheeks around Him.

There is no religious experience possible that is greater than this.  I do not need to go on pilgrimage, meditate under a tree, or study sacred texts to find God.  My God bulges in Your underwear, swings powerfully between Your legs when you walk naked in the gym, ejaculates life and light into me every time You seed me.  To know this is true enlightenment.